Cena’s music and comes out to the stage and says to the camera that we should be there, this is awesome! Cena then runs and slides into the ring. He asks how everyone is. Mixed emotions, he love it. The heat and pop grow. He’s a bit uneasy as ADR’s actions, than his words. He said he’s be an upstanding Champ with class. ADR’s actions show that he doesn’t have class is a coward Champ and has mastered the ancient art of “BLEEP!” (No clue what Cena said, but the announcers were shocked by it.) That’s fine, every action has repercussions. The repercussion will be Cena kicking ADR’s teeth so far down his throat that they will be down at the other end. Cena tells ADR to come get some!
Mark Henry comes out looking really mad. Video of Henry slamming Sheamus. Cena’s talking about getting some? He’s down to get some. He’s dismantled Kane, Big Show and others. Last week he slammed Sheamus on those stairs. Cena will join the hall of pain. Whoever wins the Cage Match tomorrow will feel the pain. At NOC Henry will be WWE Heavyweight Champ.
Christian out to the ring. After Christian beats Orton tomorrow night, Henry will face him at NOC. Cena makes Christian sick to his stomach. He can’t sand someone who whines, bitches and complains until he gets what he wants. Cena said that he wasn’t whining, this is whining. Cena puts on a whiney voice and asks why Christian comes out every week looking orange with his fake tan! Doesn’t he know this is HDTV? Why does Henry’s breath smell like funnel cakes filled with dog crap. If they want some, or leave.
Christian says there’s two of them and one of Cena. Christian tells Henry they can’t take that. Sheamus runs full boar into the ring. Sheamus sides with Cena as Christian flees. Finally Henry backs off and leaves.
Henry & Christian vs. Sheamus & Cena
Christian is in the ring with Henry. Sheamus comes out with his ribs taped and solid gash or burn on his right thigh. Cena comes out the way he always does. Cena throws his shirt out and it didn’t come back this time.
Sheamus and Christian start. Sheamus with blows, but Christian back with a big blow. Double handed to Christian’s face. Christian back with blows, but flees and tags out. Henry in talking smack. Bitch slap to Sheamus, Sheamus pushes back, then goes after Henry’s leg, then a blow to his head. Another kicks to Henry, but he comes back with a huge clothesline. Henry rips at Sheamus’ bandaging.
Christian tags in to stomp Sheamus. Stomping on Sheamus in a corner. Front facelock on Sheamus on the mat. Cena calls inspiration to Sheamus. Sheamus almost makes it to Cena, but no luck. Henry tags in a Sheamus gets shoulders to the gut in the heel corner. Henry stands on Sheamus’ chest while holding the ropes.
Christian tags in and stomps Sheamus. Christian flies, but Sheamus grabs him in the air and hits a backbreaker. Cena gets the hot tag and hitting shoulder blocks, then a slam on Christian five knuckle shuffle, then up for the AA, but Christian flees to a corner. Cena comes back with a whip and a splash. Cena gets Christian up and slams him to the mat. Cheap shot sends Henry flying. Christian off a corner and gets him up for the AA, but Christian grabs the top rope. Christian tries to flee but ends up trapped with an STF! Henry breaks it up with a boot to Cena’s head. Henry clotheslines Sheamus. Henry rushes Sheamus on the bottom rope, but Sheamus moves and pulls the middle rope down for Henry to fly out of the ring. Sheamus runs the apron and shoulder blocks Henry to the floor!
In the ring Cena eats a spear, but Cena gets free. Christian gets a hold on Cena, wanting to hit the killswitch. Cena lets Christian go, right into a brogue kick. An AA from Cena and he gets the three.
Winners – Cena & Sheamus